- dad: you're up early
- dad: you never went to sleep did you
I didn’t want my family to judge me so I walked past them with 2 cookies on my plate and 4 in my pockets
- Class: 1+1=2
- Homework: 2x5=10
- Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.
i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
Guys not kidding I was complaining about this at my grandparents house and my dad said they haven’t been shaped like fruit since he was in college.
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
I started reading from the gif, so I thought the post was asking the stop sign to stop being a bully.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
DAMN IT I TOTALLY READ IT IN HIS VOICE